Star Wars: Innuendo - by Haruchai on 23:19 10 May 2003
*grins* Ok, ok... maybe this should go in the Sci-fi section, but oh well. Also, some of you may have seen this before... but oh well about that too. I still get a kick out of it.
Star Wars Innuendo
Star Wars
1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
2. "Luke, at that speed do you think that you'll be able to pull out in time?"
3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
5. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
6. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
7. "Sorry about the mess..."
8. "Look at the size of that thing!"
9. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
10. "She may not look like much, but she's go it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back
1. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
2. "Size matters not. Judge me for my size, do you?"
3. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
4. "But now we must eat. Cum good food, cumm..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
7. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
8. "Possible he came through the south entrance."
9. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
10. "Control, control! you must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi
1. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else."
2. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
3. "I never knew I had it in me."
4. "There's good in him, I've felt it."
5. "Grab me, Chewie, I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
6. "Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
7. "Back door huh? Good idea!"
8. "She's gonna blow!"
9. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
10. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
*grins* If you can think of anymore to add, then feel free...
*grins* Ok, ok... maybe this should go in the Sci-fi section, but oh well. Also, some of you may have seen this before... but oh well about that too. I still get a kick out of it.
Star Wars Innuendo
Star Wars
1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
2. "Luke, at that speed do you think that you'll be able to pull out in time?"
3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
5. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
6. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
7. "Sorry about the mess..."
8. "Look at the size of that thing!"
9. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
10. "She may not look like much, but she's go it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back
1. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
2. "Size matters not. Judge me for my size, do you?"
3. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
4. "But now we must eat. Cum good food, cumm..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
7. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
8. "Possible he came through the south entrance."
9. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
10. "Control, control! you must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi
1. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else."
2. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
3. "I never knew I had it in me."
4. "There's good in him, I've felt it."
5. "Grab me, Chewie, I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
6. "Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
7. "Back door huh? Good idea!"
8. "She's gonna blow!"
9. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
10. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
*grins* If you can think of anymore to add, then feel free...
Star Wars: Innuendo - by Brad on 14:37 11 May 2003
Haru you are great! These are hilarious.
Haru you are great! These are hilarious.