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Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil?

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Whatcho talkin' bout, Willis? Spam is like a tiny, pork god, lovingly cushioned by the Gelatin of Goodness and Light. 2 Votes
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Uh, Spam? What are you talking about? 0 Votes
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Spam is concentrated evil, conveniently packaged in an easy-to-carry can so that it may be unleashed upon unsuspecting enemies with a flick of the wrist. 1 Votes
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Spam, like any weapon, is neither good nor evil. It is the wielder of the Spam who determines the morality of the pork. 1 Votes
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Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Arislyn on 15:26 23 Feb 2004
Yes, I am bored.

First, let me clear up something. I am not talking about internet/email spam. I'm talking about the meat product.

For those of you who are not familiar with Spam, it is a canned (presumably pork) product that is cured, salted and packaged in a glistening layer of gelatin (ooze).

Personally, I like Spam. But then again, I grew up eating it. Fry up a few slices, put some cheese over it and make a sandwich. MmMmmm...good stuff! Of course, I also eat something called "livermush" and enjoy it, so I think my opinion (tastebuds) may be in question.
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Brad on 19:38 23 Feb 2004
Now that is a rightous poll. :D  Yes I like spam.  I like fake spam (now there is a concept - faux spam).  

But I confess I don't eat much of it anymore.  Every winter I buy a can to have on hand in case of a snow storm.
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Arislyn on 09:15 24 Feb 2004
*grins* Spam is good stuff. Now, I've never had faux Spam, so I'm not sure if I like it or not.

I like Spam because it really isn't scary at all, even though it does make a rather disturbing sound when you take it out of the can. (*shllllllppppptttt!*)

Now, potted meat...*shudders* I don't even want to contemplate what is in that vile concoction.
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by NoonChild on 13:44 25 Feb 2004
Fried spam is lovely, cold spam straight from the can is yurchh!
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Brad on 19:59 25 Feb 2004
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faux spam


Now here's an idea, buy real SPAM and imitation spam (TREET, store brand, Wal-Mart brand) and have a SPAM tasting party.   :D   Make it real snooty, with wine in screwcap bottles and Velvetta...   :laugh:
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Arislyn on 21:49 25 Feb 2004
Oh, yes! I do believe that idea falls into the "moral imperative" category, Brad.  :D
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by NoonChild on 12:18 03 Mar 2004
LOL - Ari you are so funny (espacially to philosophy graduates)
Spam - Source of Cosmic Evil? - by Arislyn on 14:13 18 Mar 2004
*laughs* Glad you like it, but I'm afraid that I can't take credit. "Moral imperative" is a phrase I picked up from watching a movie called "Real Genius". It's one of my favorites. :)

And now for something completely different.....

Finally. Someone has opened a restaurant that serves nothing but spam.

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